-“ I understand that you have been going to a psychiatrist. Do you think it’s helped you?”
-“ It certaintly has. Only a few
weeks ago when the telephone rang, I was afraid to answer it. Now I go right ahead and answer it whether it rings or not.”
2. Each Lens
An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer.
“ As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost,say ‘$75.’ If his eyes don’t flutter ,say
‘ For the frames.The lenses will be $50.’ If his eyes still don’t flutter, you add ‘ Each.’ "
Daniel Doan &Paula Le