Thứ Bảy, 22 tháng 9, 2012

GIÀ TRẺ CƯỜI CHÚT CHƠI 1

grandma with grand children_thumb[2] Physics teacher :What is the difference between lightning and electricity?
Student: Well, you don’t have to pay for lightning.

lightning strike  electric appliance   

... KEYS ... How to pay   Get Your ...        
  1. to pay cash/ to pay in cash trả tiền mặt



2.to pay by cheque (Mỹ:check)
trả bằng ngân phiếu (séc)


   to write/ to sign/a cheque for $10.00

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A BIRTHDAY PRESENT
Boy: Mum, do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?
Mum :No.dear,what is it?
Boy : A nice tea pot
Mum: But I’ve got a nice tea pot.

Boy :No,you haven’t. I’ve just dropped it !