A middle-aged couple went to the gallery.The wife , who was nearsighted, stood before a big picture of a woman’s image and cried out,
”Dear me,how could a woman be so ugly?’picture. It’s a mirror!”
“Don’t be so fussy,”said the husband,“ It’s not a
gallery : phòng triển lãm nearsighted : cận thị
Don’t be so fussy : đừng làm nhắng (ngậu xị ) lên nhu vậy
********A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day he went to her place and they made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and the dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'
Having an affair with : tằng tịu với -
bastard : đồ chết tiệt To demand : tra hỏi
