Thứ Ba, 20 tháng 12, 2011


HEALTH MESSAGE   (please give me a break)
Fr: Dang ngoc Ai*Quyen Ngo hai chu binh yen 
1. Absolutely carefree

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. 

2. It's the tortoise life for me! *  If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
*A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
*  A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
*A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise??  I don't think so.
I'm retired.  Go around me!

One day little Tom didn’t want to go to school,so the telephoned the teacher in his father’s tone, “Hello, is that the teacher speaking? My little Tom get a cold today and he can’t go to school. He asked me to ask you for a day’s leave.”
The teacher at the end of the telephone asked,“who is that speaking?”
“ It’s my father ,sir,” answered Tom.
                      gơod morning nerd on computer