![birds on fence birds on fence](http://lh5.ggpht.com/-VcR2sBwkhHc/UhWItdeiotI/AAAAAAAAslA/TochUJtlpzQ/birds%252520on%252520fence_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)
----Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question .
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting
on a fence and you shot one with your gun,
![shooting shooting](http://lh5.ggpht.com/-2WaSWgZGRZw/UhWIuYsuyhI/AAAAAAAAslQ/jyAjOvcn9wY/shooting_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking.
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop,
![licking licking](http://lh6.ggpht.com/-rnU4y2Ljhj4/UhWIvQCXS0I/AAAAAAAAslg/0Soa9wi2MCs/licking_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800)
![biting biting](http://lh3.ggpht.com/-c5LrFpsR9aU/UhWIwTwoOyI/AAAAAAAAslw/blRY8hxzJdg/biting_thumb%25255B3%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)
![sucking sucking](http://lh6.ggpht.com/-PlWS5tKjI1E/UhWIxkOaeRI/AAAAAAAAsmA/Fw7fj-9ZOlY/sucking_thumb.jpg?imgmax=800)
one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
![ring on finger ring on finger](http://lh5.ggpht.com/-nZNkCqZwwUE/UhWIyuQNgXI/AAAAAAAAsmQ/Sasdv-A3eNk/ring%252520on%252520finger_thumb%25255B5%25255D.png?imgmax=800)
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the
wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking.
*****
![prisoner behind bar prisoner behind bar](http://lh6.ggpht.com/-qoG5yKDP1NI/UhWLjHow7oI/AAAAAAAAsnk/2YD0o3oLz6U/prisoner%252520behind%252520bar_thumb%25255B1%25255D.png?imgmax=800)
![a young couple in ved a young couple in ved](http://lh3.ggpht.com/-gbks5my14is/UhWI0j9zSgI/AAAAAAAAsms/nPD5nynbDXY/a%252520young%252520couple%252520in%252520ved_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
![a man tied to a chair a man tied to a chair](http://lh5.ggpht.com/-_Gg-yhIZSTY/UhWI1uV9_eI/AAAAAAAAsnA/Cqd9qpZTooQ/a%252520man%252520tied%252520to%252520a%252520chair_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)
![a woman tied in bed a woman tied in bed](http://lh5.ggpht.com/-3hKtE77W2ac/UhWI26B8IOI/AAAAAAAAsnQ/AtuExnv6q9I/a%252520woman%252520tied%252520in%252520bed_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)