A man was driving to town one morning
with his wife. The weather was hot and the windows were rolled up.
“Honey,” he said,“ please open the windows.”
“Are you crazy!” she exclaimed.”And let our neighbors driving in the next lane know our car isn’t air-conditioned?”
2 .Instant Effect
“ How did you make your neighbor keep his hens in his own yard?”
“ One night I hid half dozen eggs under a bush in my garden ,and next day I let him see gather them. I wasn’t bothered after that.”