ALKALINITY vs. ACIDITY
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart,decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with her friend.
She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
love you.
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The husband, being a nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise. *****
Fr: Pho Nguyen
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