Thứ Sáu, 2 tháng 5, 2014

CUOI CHUT CHƠI

Fr: Do Viet
A blind man enters a restaurant and sits down. The owner walks up  to him and hands him a menu.BLIND 3 MENU
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read  the menu.

BLIND FORKJust bring me a fork used by a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish  pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's  table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to  his nose and takes in a deep breath.

BLIND MEAT LOAF"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the  kitchen and tells his wife, Gladys, the cook, what just happened.
The blind man eats and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner  mistakenly brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a fork."
The owner retrieves (1) a dirty fork and
brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the  blind man says :

  BLIND 4."That smells great . I'll take the  macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is  screwing around with him (2) and tells his wife, Gladys, that the 
next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man returns the following week, but this time the  owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his
wife, "Gladys, rub this fork on your 
panties before I  take it to the blind man." 

PANTIES 2 Gladys complies (3) and hands  her husband the fork.
As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready  and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I  remembered you and I have your fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, sniffs (4), and says, 

 "Hey, I didn't know Gladys worked here!"

                              *****
NOTE
(1) retrieve:to get back ( lấy lại/ rút lại )
(2) screw someone up/ around; make him
nervous, confused ( trêu chọc)
(3) comply: to do as required ( làm theo/tuân theo)
(4) sniff : breathe in air through the nose
in a way that can be heard : thở( hít vào)-
to smell in this way  :ngửi (hít hít)