Thứ Bảy, 7 tháng 6, 2014

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JOB INTERVIEW
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JOB INTERVIEW IN SOCIALIST VIETNAM
MUA GAY VUON HOANG
A mathematician,an accountant and an economist  apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks,”What do two plus two equal?”
The mathematician replies,“Four.”
The interview asks, “ Four, exactly?”
The mathematician looks at the interviewer
increduously and says, “Yes, four, exactly.”
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question,
“What do two plus two equal ?”
The accountant says, “ On average ,four- give or take ten percent, but  on average, four.”
Then the interviewer  calls in the economist and poses the same question, “What do two plus two equal?”
The economist gets up, locks the door, close the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says,” What do you want it to equal ?”

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SPELLING AND PRONUNCIATION
accountant ac-count-ant /əˈkaʊntənt/
mathematics math-e- mat-ics /ˌmæθəˈmætɪks/
mathematician math-e-ma-ti-cian /ˌmæθ(ə)məˈtɪʃ(ə)n/
credulous cred-u-lous /ˈkredjʊləs/
incredulous in-cred-u-lous  /ɪnˈkredjʊləs/
credulous :too ready to believe what one is told (dễ tin/ cả tin)
incredulous :not believing  ( không tin)