A lion wakes up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He goes out and corners a small monkey and roars,” Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals ?”
The trembling monkey says,” you are, mighty lion!” Later, the lion confronts a wildbeest and fiercely
bellows , ”who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified wildbeest stammers,” Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now,the lion swaggers up to an elephant
and roars,”Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?” Fast as lightning,the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree
half a dozen times , making the lion feeling like it’s
been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion until it looks like a corn tortilla and then ambles away. The lion lets out a moan of pain,lifts his head
weakly and hollers after the elephant, “ Geez, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so pissed off !”
LISTENING
The Mightiest
A lion wakes up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He goes out and corners a small monkey and roars,” Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals ?”
The trembling monkey says,” you are, mighty lion!” Later, the lion confronts a wildbeest and fiercely bellows ,” who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified wildbeest stammers,” Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now,the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,”Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
Fast as lightning,the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times , making the lion feeling like it’s been run over by a safari wagon.
The elephant then stomps on the lion until it looks like a corn tortilla and then ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, “ Geez, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so pissed off!”
