GIÀ TRẺ CƯỜI CHÚT CHƠI

1) Practical student

Physics teacher:
What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Student :
Well, you don’t have to pay for the lightning.

Listening : Normal Slow

 

2. Shoes are dirty

Mum :
You can’t come in unless your feet are clean.

Small boy:
They are clean.It’s only my shoes that are dirty.

Listening : Normal Slow

3) Why can fish talk

“Brother,why can’t fish speak ?”

“ Donkey !Can you speak in water?”

Listening : Normal Slow

4) He Can’t Talk Yet

Old lady:
And what is your new brother’s name?

Little girl:
I don’t know . He can’t talk yet.

Listening : Normal Slow

5) Only Play the Black Notes

Small girl:
Mum, can I play the piano?

Mum:
Not till you’ve washed your hands. They are dirty.

Small girl:
Oh, Mum- I only play on the black notes.

Listening : Normal Slow