The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again. The local paper headline read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read : BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE..
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
GHI CHÚ
Cái đinh của chuyện cười là “ass” (con lừa). Nhưng con lừa của mục sư, của nữ tu có gì đặc biệt để chọc cười ?
Tiếng Anh có từ “ arse”. Nghiã nguyên thủy của nó là “ear” (cái tai), rồi sau đó nó được dùng để chỉ “buttock” (mông đít), “anus” ( lỗ đít/lỗ khu/ hậu môn) . “Arse” nói trại ra “ass”.
Vì vậy khi báo điạ phương giật tít lớn về “ass” (con lừa ) của mục sư , và của nữ tu, cha giám mục đả có những quyết định để đối phó với lối loan tin cho là xỏ xiên của tờ báo .
Con lừa của mục sư- The Pastor's ass
