Chủ Nhật, 25 tháng 11, 2012


GRANNY Granny was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
  The pastor  came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her parlor.

He took a seat while she prepared some tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ,
organ a cut glass bowl
the minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.
a condom
Imagine his shock, surprise, and, curiosity! Surely, Miss Granny had flipped! But he felt he couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to  chat.
cookiestea tray 
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and the floating item, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.
"Miss Granny" he said while pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package.

a cold
The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease! And you know,I haven't had a cold all winter." 

 human organ
 Human organs (bộ phận/cơ quan)