A Clever Dog
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money , would go to the news stall to buy a paper.
His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money. The dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
“ How much did you give him?” asked the owner..
“Five dollars.”
“Well,that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.”