Chủ Nhật, 3 tháng 3, 2013

CHUYỆN VUI: BA KIẾM SĨ PHÙ TANG

THE THREE SAMURAIS
  clip_image004 Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.
 A year passed and only 3 people showed up. 


The emperor asked the first Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.
clip_image006The first Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces. 
The emperor exclaimed That is very impressive!"
The emperor then asked the second Samurai to come in and demonstrate. The second Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. Whoosh whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces "
The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"
 
clip_image008 The emperor then had the third Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai.
The third Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. His flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh.
clip_image010 A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around. The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, "After all of that, why is the fly not dead?"
The third Samurai smiled, "If you look closely, you'll see that the fly has been circumcised (*).

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 (*) CIRCUMCISE gồm  circum (gốc latinh : around) + cis (gốc latinh :cut)
To circumcise is to cut off the loose skin at the end of a male’s penis or to slit the skin covering a female’a clitoris especially in a religious ceremony : cắt bỏ phần da bao đầu dương vật (qui đầu)(nam)  hay rạch mở một đưòng trên lớp da bao quanh âm vật (nữ ) trong nghi lễ tôn giáo.

Một vài từ với circum  
Circumspect: circum (gốc latinh: around)+ spect (gốc latinh :look ) Looking around before you act - careful to consider all circumstances and consequences –cautious :thận trọng-nhìn trươc nhìn sau- đắn đo ,tính toán lợi hại trườc khi hành dông

 và một vài từ với cis  CIS ( g ốc latinh:  cut (cắt),cut down dốn xuống, slay (hạ sát,giết )
Concise Brief and condensed especially expression or statement
(hành văn  hay  phát ngôn  súc tích ,ngắn gọn )
Incisor :one of the big front biting teeth (răng nanh để xé )

PROVERB
Those that live by the sword shall die by the sword : Ceux qui ont vécu par le fer ou par l'épée  périront par le fer ou par l'épée 
sinh nghề tử nghiệp 
                        
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